He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
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so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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