i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Randomize