He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
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Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
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Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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