I don't think brook has ever known best
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Girls should come with a carfax report
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
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I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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