She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
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she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
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And then my night got REAL pukey
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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