Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
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I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I touched a dick in church today
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