Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
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Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
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I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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