I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
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there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
The power of my boobs compel you
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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