oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
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the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
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They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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