Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
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dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
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Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
ok first of all what the fuck
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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