My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
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he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
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She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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