Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
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Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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