the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
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i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
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I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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