i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
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No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
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those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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