Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
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I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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