Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I looked at my own cervix.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
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between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
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Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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