Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
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how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
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WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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