So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
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Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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