I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
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So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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