Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
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you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
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Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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