We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
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2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
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You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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