nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
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We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
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Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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