Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
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You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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