You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Mom said you looked used
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He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
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My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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