I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
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Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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