I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
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Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
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I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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