And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I skipped work to stalk him.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
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hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
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I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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