HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
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I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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