I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
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Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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