Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
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Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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