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he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
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He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
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I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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