i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
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cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
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At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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