She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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