I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
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You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
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This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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