we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
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I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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