I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
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What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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