I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
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Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
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You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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