if you like me you must not know who I am
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
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True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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