if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
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Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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