you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
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I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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