idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
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As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Btw I puked in your glovebox
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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