look no pants
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
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Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
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Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
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