Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
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And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
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OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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