Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
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You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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