I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
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I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
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She has the best kind of daddy issues
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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