He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
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some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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