lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
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Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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