And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
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wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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