Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
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When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
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2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
dude. I can hear the air.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize