I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
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I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
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Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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