I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
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Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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