I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
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I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
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I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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