I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
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also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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